Geeezuz.....I've had 4 people email me about my previous post. People that don't comment on the blog, ever, but apparently think my entire yard is/was covered in dog shit.
So, for them, I will explain. My dogs...and any others that have owned me, regulate themselves to a certain area of the yard to deposit their ass trash. I live on 1 acre. ( small to country lifers, but large to the city folks with a teeny yard ) And I'll admit it....sometimes I don't *GASP* scoop poop every day. There may be a day or two a month where I get home in the dark....or, fuck it, I'm wasted from my day and I just don't want to.
It's not like the whole yard was encrusted with shit!
Soooooo! To all you daily perfect poop scoopers, this is for you!
May your scooper always be clean, may your yard never encompass more than 20 feet squared ( yes, I am still on feet and inches! ), and may you always be as perfect a dog owner as you think you are.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Dog Shit Lasagna Addendum
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5 being/s responded:
I LOVE YOU!
Hee Hee Hee
Best.post.ever.
You tell em!
If only my life were so easy that I had nothing better to do than bitch to someone about their poop-scooping schedule.
Fucking people huh?
One of the emailers was soooo nasty. If she/he knew my address I bet I could expect a visit from Animal Control.
She/he probably has a teeny yard with a teeny dog who deposits teeny shit. I have 3 large breeds. Their shit is likely the size of her/his dog.
I suspect you're right. Just try to ignore those haters who clearly have nothing better to do or nothing more to worry about than to send nasty emails to those who are completely devoted, even if not perfect, to their four-legged children. Just tell them to "bite me" - it always makes me feel better. :)
PS - I'm having the most horrible week here, so thank you for the smiles you've brought since I've discovered your blog.
Awww Colleen.
* Positive Happy Thoughts Tp You!! *
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