Oh ferfucksake man.
A week or so ago I spread a huge bag of shavings in the yard to keep the dogs from bringing the dust in. ( teeny yard, no grass ) But seemingly, it wasn't helping. Vacuuming every 2 days didn't help at all. Frustrated!
So, yesterday I am again vacuuming and turned around to tell Ticket toshut the fuck up please be quiet ( she wants to eat the vacuum ) and I see this effing plume of dust coming out the back end of the effing vacuum heading straight at the JUST vacuumed kitchen area. What the ???
I empty it, clean it out, put it back together and try yet again. Same damn thing. My eyes and brain glaze over wondering how long this has been happening. There I was blaming the dust from the trains and the dogs. And again, oh ferfucksake.
I go online and google "why the eff does the vacuum blow dirt out of it's rear end" ( but nicer ) and find out that this can be easily fixed by buying paper filters. And this blows me away.
It's a shop vac ferfucksake. Aren't they supposed to be all powerful, so fantastic they suck up water and it's all good? But dust knocks it out? One of the reasons I wanted the shop vac was it's reputation for it's toughness and apparently as it is written on their guarantee that it does not require filters.
But according to a few message board shop vac *experts*, after time they no longer do the deed they used to do so well. So, I guess I need to buy filters ferfucksake.
Tomorrow I shall rent a pressure washer and hose this tin can out of the meter of dust that a-hole blew out..
Ticket and Watcher warming each others bums
A week or so ago I spread a huge bag of shavings in the yard to keep the dogs from bringing the dust in. ( teeny yard, no grass ) But seemingly, it wasn't helping. Vacuuming every 2 days didn't help at all. Frustrated!
So, yesterday I am again vacuuming and turned around to tell Ticket to
I empty it, clean it out, put it back together and try yet again. Same damn thing. My eyes and brain glaze over wondering how long this has been happening. There I was blaming the dust from the trains and the dogs. And again, oh ferfucksake.
I go online and google "why the eff does the vacuum blow dirt out of it's rear end" ( but nicer ) and find out that this can be easily fixed by buying paper filters. And this blows me away.
It's a shop vac ferfucksake. Aren't they supposed to be all powerful, so fantastic they suck up water and it's all good? But dust knocks it out? One of the reasons I wanted the shop vac was it's reputation for it's toughness and apparently as it is written on their guarantee that it does not require filters.
But according to a few message board shop vac *experts*, after time they no longer do the deed they used to do so well. So, I guess I need to buy filters ferfucksake.
Tomorrow I shall rent a pressure washer and hose this tin can out of the meter of dust that a-hole blew out..
On to a more positive topic; ( and less with a potty mouth, although I can't promise there will be absolutely no swearing ) I've made some changes in my life lately. Most of them having to do with standing up for myself more and not allowing myself to be run over.
And what comes hand in hand with that? Some people think you have become a bitch. To them I say, I'm not being a bitch, I'm just being stronger. C'est la vie...
Not wanting to miss one moment of the big fight....
Ticket and Watcher warming each others bums
Pee break on the way to Manning Park last fall
I hope you are enjoying these last days of summer. We had a lousy one here, and I feel bad for my sunaholic friend Chrissy. So to her I say, get out there and soak up that sun...snow will be upon us in no time! (ducking from all the useless suntan lotion she's throwing at me )
2 Comments:
I'm terrible with appliances. I either break them or they don't work properly. Hubby calls it "the curse." I can live with it.
Love what you are doing with your blog. :)
Laughing out loud!
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